No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
