i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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