In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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