Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
