Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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