Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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