lets start a swedish sibling band together
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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