I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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