hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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