i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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