why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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