yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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