Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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