Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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