My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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