That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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