i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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