Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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