somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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