I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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