After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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