im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
