She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
