i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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