he thought i was a dude.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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