No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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