Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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