Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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