I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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