Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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