Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You can make out without kissing
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