called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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