yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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