We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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