He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize