so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
one might say we're banned from that church
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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