Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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