i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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