listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The power of my boobs compel you
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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