i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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