vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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