my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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