What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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