you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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