How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
