He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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