Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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