Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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