dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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