it was like eating out sand paper
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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