I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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