Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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