your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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