She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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