dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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